The university friends caught me in the new library yesterday when I shouted “Shit semester ticket!” on the toilet doors . Then I was told something about the elections – what nonsense…
6 reasons why you can sit back and relax
1. No matter how hard you try, Lingen wins anyway!
2. I hardly use my semester ticket , as I usually hang out on the meadow. It’s completely exaggerated that I can also go to Hamburg with it. I don’t care that the elected students vote on the semester ticket. Gossiping about it over beer is much more fun.
3. Budget Committee? The word alone makes me lose my fur. Let the student parliament do what it wants with my money.
4. I don’t care at all what’s going on at my faculty . They should reintroduce the deregistration of exams only with a medical certificate. I always write my exams on the first attempt anyway.
5. I don’t care which professors are dancing here either. Sure, a lot is decided in the Senate , but what are the two students supposed to do there?
6. Maehhh… No sheep needs freshman events and what’s all this student council fuss about? Who needs counselling, university cinema or old exams?
Ok. The little sheep has tied a bear on you.
Of course I’ll vote. I’m even standing for election. After all, I want to make sure that there is a big university party again and that the nationwide semester ticket is finally realized.
Aren’t you up for it too? You can still stand for election until 04.11. Take a look